~FDL~

[your local Luna]

~FFFFF- Dying Lolis D: .~
THmon Merry (v1.8, JP)

Rules
-Fainted Loli = Release Loli
-Only the first loli seen in each area* can be captured
-No running away
-If whited out by a trainer, it's game over

* Area = Road, dungeon/cave

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-intro skip-
Player: Luna
Rival: Renko

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*humming* Walking into the grass, no one's gonna bothe-

OKAY WHAT THE HELL IS IT NOW ARGH

"Choose a loli you fucking whore. NOT YOU RENKO ARGH."


And we can choose between...

Sanae Kotiya


Reisen Udongein Inaba


Alice Margatroid

And being an Alicefag, you should know which one I chose. (FUCK YES DOLL WALL)
Whore Renko chose the useless bunny with sex appeal. I seriously didn't see this coming. :V </sarcasm>

-skip battle-
LEVEL UP! (Alice, 6)
HP +3 (25)
Atk. +1 (12)
Def. +1 (13)
Sp. Atk. +1 (15)
Sp. Def. +1 (13)
Spd. + 0 (9)

"BAWW I'M GOING TO TRAIN UNTIL I'M BETTER THAN YOU BAWW"
Well, there the whore Renko goes.

Now I'm off to fuck some lolis' shit-

OKAY WHAT IS IT ARGH...

Oh well, brbrestingathomeandTHENFUCKINGSOMELOLIS'SHITSUP


Hi Tokiko. I'm very sorry for the fact that I will commence to have sexual intercourse with your... Uh... Shit.

ROUTE 1 - Can't catch lolis

Hi another Tokiko that I won't screencap because I'm awesome. :D

After another Tokiko, we come across a mouse.

A FUCKING NAZRIN
whose shit I fucked up (BAW ALICE ONLY HAS 3/27 TIEM TO HEAL)

-one rest later-
NAZRIN
TOKIKO

LEVEL UP! (Alice, 8) (oops forgot to write down level 7 yay)
HP +4 (25)
Atk. +1 (14)
Def. +1 (16)
Sp. Atk. +1 (18)
Sp. Def. +1 (16)
Spd. + 1 (11)


First town, first Lolicenter.


Oh fuck we have a dead guy here. HELP ME EIRIN!!

...Which also reminds me...
Pokemart tiem.

PARCELS?! PFFT.

NAZRINS?! PFFT.
TOKIKOS?! PF-
/ShootDownLuna'd;


...Here ya go you manwhore.

"HAY RENKO STOP BEING A HOOKER OR I'LL RAPE YOU"

Lolidex tiem, fuckers.
*one long rant later*

"see ya, bitch!"

TOKIKOS, FUCK.

LEVEL UP! (Alice, 9)
HP +2 (32)
Atk. +1 (15)
Def. +1 (17)
Sp. Atk. +2 (20)
Sp. Def. +1 (17)
Spd. + 1 (12)

Moves Learned: Psyshot

And the inconsisteniez start to pile up.

NAZRINS, FUCK.

-heal-
-shopping-
Items bought: 4x Potion, 9x "Yin Seals" (Loliballs)
-save-


The old man has un-died! EET EEZ A MIRACLE!
-insert catching tutorial here-


Route 2 Attempt - TOKIKO CAUGHT!


"Tokiko" wouldn't fit due to the 5-character-limit in the jap. games. :c
-back to town, heal-

Reached forest, and I'll stop boring you guys for now :D

[your local Luna]

And as I venture in the forest, I come across a...

Star Sapphire.

>Tackle
>Stall battle with growl until HP bar changes color
>Throw loliball.
>Catch!


ttly not a generic name


...Oh, I think I should go east instead then.


FUCK A TRAINER BATTLE ARGH
His Lolis:
Luna Child (lv. 7)
Star Sapphire (lv. 7)

Luna Child went down, and we have a...
LEVEL UP! (Alice, 10)
HP. +3 (35)
Atk. +2 (17)
Def. +2 (19)
Sp. Atk. +3 (23)
Sp. Def. +2 (19)
Spd. +1 (13)

Then comes out a Star Sapphire, to which I respond with my Tokiko, only to switch her out as soon as I can. :c

LEVEL UP! (Toki, 4)
HP. +3 (20)
Atk. +2 (10)
Def. +1 (10)
Sp. Atk. +1 (8)
Sp. Def. +2 (10)
Spd. +1 (8)



Holy hell a Loliball. Got an antidote from it.

*passed by a trainer*


...HOLY FUCK A SUNNY MILKsadlyIcan'tcatchitfuck. ;-;
And another Star Sapphire.
And Sunny Milk.


TRAINER BATTLE

FUCK YES KILLED BY HER OWN HAND

LEVEL UP! (Alice, 11)
HP. +3 (38)
Atk. +1 (18)
Def. +1 (20)
Sp. Atk. +1 (25)
Sp. Def. +1 (20)
Spd. +1 (14)


HAY GUISE LOOK I'M IN PEWTER CITY!!!


HAY GUISE LOOK I'M IN PEWTER GYM!!!

Trainer fight tiem.

Yamame. It's like Subterranean Animism!

LEVEL UP! (Alice, 12)
HP. +2 (40)
Atk. +1 (19)
Def. +2 (21)
Sp. Atk. +2 (26)
Sp. Def. +2 (22)
Spd. +1 (15)


Yamame. It's like Subterranean Animism!yet again

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Vs. Brock.


Suika probably is too drunk to fight anyway.

LEVEL UP! (Alice, 13)
HP. +3 (43)
Atk. +1 (20)
Def. +2 (23)
Sp. Atk. +2 (28)
Sp. Def. +1 (23)
Spd. +1 (16)


It's Yuugi! A deva of the mountain like Suika! Could this be a coincidence?
Ponderings aside, brbpsyshotspam-


NOO, MY ALICE ;-;

Star and Toki also fainted, so that counts as a white out from a trainer...

"Do you challenge again?"

[Prof. Zam]

This looks like a lot of fun! Is there an english version somewhere?

[your local Luna]

Feb 14, 2011 16:08:49 GMT -5 Prof. Zam said:

This looks like a lot of fun! Is there an english version somewhere?

You can probably find the download somewhere here.

[Prof. Zam]

Thanks Luna! I'll get it when I can and try it out.
It is basically just pokemon but without the actual pokemon, right?