The Bob Cronicles

[hydroxianchaos]

Welp, after reading yours, I thought I might as well make a back story to Bob.

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Chapter toaster:

Part one:
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Eternity. Sounds long to you, don't it? Heh. I knew how you felt. Things seem to slow down, soon, life just- stops. You get bored outta your mind. I've felt this before. Yep, life was like that for me. I've learned though. I've learned to cope, heh. "Life". Hello. I'm Bob the Eevee. I'm also known as, Robert, Cave Johnson, Deadpool, Mario, George W. Bush, Atticus Finch-- Should I really go through it all? Just call me Bob.

It's an early morning. The sky is a reddish shade. Sunrise. Looking on my left, I find one thing that started it all. A tablet.

Now, I've heard of these. They say the one who started, pushed the power button, the universe, made 'em. They were ways of powering him up, if he wasn't powerful already. Guy's name is Arceus. Came from a shapeless world of nothin', and formed it into this lovely world we see today. An egg, he came from. I never would have thought that- Am I going too far off? Sorry. Anyhow, I found the tablet. Reading the words transcribed, I knew it was special. Back then, I liked keeping things to myself. If I had this one of a kind thing, it would make me proud to have found it. Sadly, according to legend, only the creator could wield it. So, I decided to find a way to make use of it for me. Looking around, I found no body for aid. I knew nobody, so I sort of just did things myself. I trained hard, till I was one of the best damn Eevees there ever was. Or were. Which do I use, was, or were?
Was or were, was or- I'm sorry, lemme go on. So. I worked and I worked. But I still couldn't become strong enough to use the tablet. Then, later that day, I saw a trainer as usual. He had a Clefairy. He took out a small stone, placed it on it on the Clefairy, and folks, what happened is what we call, "Evolution". No, not what that crazy head Darwin thought of, I still have yet to conceive, after all these milennia, that humans came from mankeys. I mean, it's crazy- Sorry. Anyway, that stone gave me an idea, that really kick started things!

Part 2:
When I learned about these stones, I knew they could help me. After asking about practically the whole forest about these, "Evolution stones", I concluded that an Eevee like myself could be able to use them, as it turns out we're the most versatile with stones. Anyway, right before I was about to touch a stone, I noticed a Jolteon, relaxing by a pond. He was speaking with a seedot.

"Sigh."

"What's the matter, Leo?"

"Well, after so long... after searching, I always thought the things I've been looking for were the answer." The Jolteon said, looking out in the distance.

"You got what you wanted, right?" The seedot asked.

"Maybe so, but it wasn't what I needed."

I paused, as I was about to touch the stone. I then thought, I don't need to evolve, I need to improve. So, I thought hard. I began to trance out. The forest started to move and shake.

"The hell?" I was about to say, before being silenced. I just heard it. A voice. And it said, "What you seek, requires much more than a single stone."And then it... left. I didn't know who the voice belonged to, or what to do. So, I did what I did to hear the voice originally. Trance out. I tried again, again, again- sorry. I still couldn't reach the voice. I went about, walking and thinking. Then, I bumped into a Haunter. I forgot to mention, when I said I knew no one, this fellow is an exception.

"Hey there, wanderer. Where you headin'?"
"Oh Jeklial. I've been trying to find a way to use this tablet." I told him, showing this purple plaque I've been lugging around.
"Well, you could always try making yourself like the creator."
"Eh. I dunno. Trying. Know anything about meditation?"
"Yeah, a lot!"
"Really?! Like what?"
"Oh yeah, like nothing."
I grew red.

"...And I know someone who can help. Head for the broken down human house."
"You mean the Old Chateau?"
"How should I know?"
"Jeklial, you used to live there!"
He cackled like he always does.

"Good luck."

And off I went to find truth.

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Next part goin' up soon. My DSi can't type anything longer than the chapter.

[hydroxianchaos]

Chapter Chateau!
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Chpt. 2 Part 1
Heading for the old Chateau, I found another ghost, one I didn't know of. It looked like a small black sheet with eyes, really. I then asked,
"Excuse me, sir, but am I going the right way to the old house?"
"Nope. It's in the opposite direction."
"R-really? Damn. But, I was told to go this way." I protested.
"Noeynono. This way."
"I think your pulling my paw."
"Naaaaaaaaw. Hee hee!"
Beginning to loose my temper, I stomp off in the way I was going. I saw a sign, right when I cooling down. It pointed... up? I decided to follow it by scaling the wall. Sadly, since when do small two foot tall fuzzy creatures are ever good at scaling a wall?
"Almost-- there-uhohHHHAAAAAAAAA!" I screamed. Bonk! Fell. Tried again. Bonk! Another time, bonk! Ano-You get the picture. After feeling the countless bumps and swells on my head, I went to the coolest place I could find. It was a special forest, which bugs and ghosts alike roam. From what I was told, anyway. I walked in, looking for something. Maybe trainer medicine, possibly a berry, something on the floor to soothe my pain. Bonk!
"DAMN IT, WHAT STUPID THING, DID I HIT WITH MY STUPID HEAD AGAIN?! STUPID, STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID!"
"Ahem."
"I'LL NEVER FIND IT, BASHING MY HEAD!" I shouted, oblivious to the voice behind me. When I finally raised my head from the floor, I noticed I bumped into a fencepost. Behind were patches of grass, and as my eyes looked up, I found a dilapidated house. I saw a ghostly pale human hand resting on my shoulder. I looked behind me to find a human girl, or at least, she seemed human. She had a soft, sweet expression, except the fact that she lacked pupils, pink skin,and as I noticed when I got up..feet.
"I'm assuming your injured?"
"...Yeah, my head hurts."
"Of course it would. You were banging your head on the fence constantly. Though, you seem like you were hurt before."She explained. She aimed her arm in a welcoming gesture at the house. Going inside I rested. It's an awfully nice house.

Chpt 2 Part 2

After dozing a bit, I noticed a plate next to me. Looking at it, there was what looked like a chocolate bar.
"That right there is our famous treat, I believe you folks call it the old Gateau, or something like that."
Eating it, I felt instantly refreshed, though still fatigued.
"Mm. Good stuff. Now, I have a favor to ask."
"Sure. Shoot."
"Where's the guy here good at meditation?"
She thought. She gently laughed. "Just go upstairs, and into a room you hear static in."
"Gotcha." I replied, getting up.
"Feel free to take anything you want. Except the house, of course."
Going upstairs, a sound slowly became more and more dense, until I was staring right at a fuzzy screen. I've only seen a television set once before, so I was unsure on what to do with it. Trying something, I headbutted the TV. Then it rumbled. Hard.

"Wh-what?" I exclaimed, admittedly worried. An orange spark came out. In a flash, a buzzing orb grew from the spark.
"YYABADABA--DOOOOOOOOOOO!" It shouted. Looking at me, it refined into a ghost like orb of plasma, with a mischievous face.
"Y holo der."
"Uh."
"WAIT!"
"WHA-WHY?!"
"I know, I knowknowknow! I got it!"
"WHAT?"
"You wanna learn to meditate, right?"
"Y-yeah. I'm trying to reach someone. It's so I can use this- tablet?! OH GOD, WHERE DID IT GO?"
The rotom pulled out a tablet from...somewhere. It was my tablet.
"Now, to use this tablet, one must first reach the tablets creator-"
"I just said that's what I'm trying to do-"
"NO INTERRUPTIONS, FOOL! Now, to meditate, don't just trance out. Calm yourself."
After hours of instructions and testing, he was ready to let me go.
"So, you know what you must do?"
"Yep. Thank you so much! How can I repay you?"
"Well, I plan on having a son soon. But in the far far distant future. Mind giving a boy named Netman a call, and tell him I said, 'Hi'?"
"Sure thing."
"Though, only an immortal could live that long to see him, but hey, you never know." As I left, I continued my journey.
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Moar commin' soon.

[hydroxianchaos]

Chapter three

After leaving, I sought to find a way to use this power. I meditated until I could feel the wind, even control it a little bit, or hear things miles away. I seemed to have developed a slight sixth sense. About a year later, something extraordinary happened. Meditating once, I fell asleep, due to trancing out or such a long time. In my dream, everything wiggled and moved, like it was some kind of acid trip. Odd. I know what an acid trip is, but shrooms haven't been discovered yet, or LSD. Weird. Anyway, I walked and walked until I was in a black abyss, with a spotlight constantly shining on me, and the mirror like floor. I was going nowhere fast, so I plopped on the floor and thought for a while.
"Hm. I'm in a dream like world, everything moved like they were made of jello. Where did I go wrong?" As I thought, I failed to notice there was a very subtle rumble. When I finally notice, there's a white tunnel in front of me.
"...Are you him?"
"Yes. You have journeyed long and far. Spiritually. However, to find what you seek, my power, you must travel to the to of Spear Pillar. There you will receive any one thing you wish. Which evolution stone did you want?"
"...I don't want a stone. I want what I've been looking for."
"...I see. Then you shall have it at your journey's end. Now shaddup, I'm trying to sleep." Said the voice fading. A dimmer light shined behind me, sucking me in. I woke up. Looking afar on my left, was Mt. Sinnoh. Better get cracking right away. I approached a common route trainers use to get around. However, to get there unnoticed, I needed some help. I sneaked around until I reached a pokemart without being caught. Using my mouth and a pencil lying on the floor, I wrote on a piece of paper, 'My trainer needed clothes for me, so I can go into the beauty contest.' Genius. Having only ten dollars as my life savings, I sighed, and walked in. I scratched on the counter. When the clerk saw me, he took my note. Reading it, he said a light, 'awwww'.

About a minute later, I was holding a cumbersome set of clothes in my mouth. Putting them down on the floor, I stared at them, until I realized something. Eevees aren't the best at putting on clothes. So, one hour of reckless rolling later, I managed to fit into a basic trainer uniform. One at micro size, yes, but still good.
"Well, this is good.. but what do I say when somebody wants to ask me something? My human is a little rusty..." So I concluded I would use body language. Finally, I can walk among the trainers without drawing attention. Though, I'm not good at walking on two legs, so I tripped.

A lot. Enough for someone to notice me.
"Having problems there, bud?" Asked a bike rider. I was about to speak when I remember how bad my pronounceation is with human words. So I just sort of nodded.
"Hop on, I'm heading for the pokemon league. Why you headed?"
I thought for a bit, to try and find a way to tell him, without also saying, 'Hi! I'm a defenseless pokemon! Will you capture me?'. So I looked at spear pillar, jerking my head towards it.
"Alright, mate, gotcha."

Gently riding on this path was quite enjoyable. The breeze flying by, and the team galactic goons about to stop us- Aw crap.